Small Talk six-Oh No You Didn't! (6 things you wouldn't want your children to repeat)
Well Since my children are all grown, I guess this is 6 things I wouldn't want my grandchildren to repeat.
1) Well since they are no kids around most of the time, I do have a problem with the *F* Bomb.
2) Get off my ass, you dick (hollering at people that are driving to close to me)
3) Just kill me now (when I'm having a bad day)
4) Look at that Hoochie Mama (going through the prostitution section of DC)
5) Look at this asshole( Watching someone trying to park)
6) They never have a Goddamn thing that I want (At the grocery store)
Wow I really need to clean up my language. Sheesh, small kids or not.
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9 comments:
Look at that Hoochie Mama LMAOOOOOOOOO!! I say that all the time The bad part is i have never thought about my kids saying it till now.
I have been known to call someone a Hoochie Mama. lol
You can see mine here http://lovemy2dogs.blogspot.com/2009/10/small-talk-six-what-did-you-say.html
I definitely say #6 (well, without the GD) when I'm at Walmart. Ugh! We don't have prostitutes [that I've seen] here, but some people need to figure out that just because something is in style does not mean they should be wearing it. Not a pretty sight. lol
You're right. You are worse than me. I have to admit, though, I have been known to think a lot of those.
LMAO!! To funny!
I have an award for you on my blog and you can find it here: http://supermommytotherescue.com/sunday-awards
You are very funny.
Lucy
I say all those and many more! And yeah, we call a Hootchie a hootchie in this family. We also say to the snobby skinny chicks "East a burger, bitch!" Yes, we're bad BUT we are fairly careful around The Diva, though.
ROFL I can just picture you hollaring at the other drivers. Sooo funny. My normal road rage is nothing funny like yours. Mine is the usual, "get your head out of your ass before I make it go deeper and come back out your ears". Yes, it doesn't make sense lol.
Wow...you'd be surprised how alike we are. As I was reading this list, I thought, "Wait a minute, did I write this??" LOL.
-Kristin
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